Anonymous asked: POP QUIZ! what happened to Violet Beauregarde on "Charlie and the Chocolate Factory" when she chewed the three-course-meal gum that wasn't quite ready? lol
wait this made me laugh.. she turned into a blueberry, all big and round
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don’t be too clingy
don’t be such a ‘girl’
be a woman
but be hairless like a child
don’t wear skimpy outfits
don’t be such a ‘slut’
be modest
but take it off when i ask
don’t assert yourself
don’t be such a ‘bitch’
be nice to me
but don’t be a fucking doormat
don’t be ignorant
don’t be such a ‘bimbo’
be intelligent
but don’t argue your opinion with me
don’t wear make-up ever
don’t be so ‘insecure’
be yourself
but don’t complain if i don’t like it
